Energy pills, shmenergy shmills, I don’t want to take any best energy pills. I do not want them in a box, I do not want energy diet pills from a fox. I do not like diet and energy pills, Sam I Am. Remember when Sean Penn played a retarded person? I never saw it, but I hate Sean Penn, so I probably won’t see it. Energy weight loss diet pill, bing bang boom, ephedra weight loss! Wheee!
Archive for December, 2008
Energy Pills Shmenergy Shmills
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008Energy Pill Cat
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008There’s this cat that lives on my street that just eats an energy pill every 23 minutes, it’s nuts! How can cats tell time, let alone down so many energy pills in a day?! It left a weight loss energy pill in my lawn along with a pile of 3,593 energy diet pills! I punched it right in the face and said “NO!” and it clawed out my eyeballs. Serves me right, I’m going to go eat the best energy pills now, excuse me.
Best Energy Pills, Dad!
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008My dad is morbidly obese, he rolls around like an Indiana Jones boulder. I tell him every day that he needs the best energy pills. Not only that but energy diet pills too, because holy crap is he a tubby tubman. The Best energy diet pills might just save him from a fat death. This post is getting really morbid, morbidly obese that is! Energy diet pill and energy pills are now in the shape of steak dinners!
Best Energy Pill, Hurray!
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008So I eat the best energy pill, right? By that, I mean that I actually eat an energy pill every 2 minutes. I take a knife and fork to it and taste the diet and energy pills goodness. My neighbors think I’m weird, but they’re just jealous that I’m just so energetic all the damn time. I can do a standing quintuple back flip, it’s sick! I told them that they should eat an energy diet pill and energy pills for breakfast, and they called the police.
Winning the best dietary supplement for free.
Monday, December 8th, 2008I won the best dietary supplement at the fair down by the bridge. If it weren’t for my favorite dietary supplement at Crazy Joe’s Dietary Supplements Emporium, I would be useless. Crazy Joe really gets dietary supplement health! He makes his own soy-based natural dietary supplement and an herbal dietary supplement that the locals have named, “Happy Pills.” Joe’s middle name might as well be, “Weight Loss Dietary Supplement.” If you try Joe’s vitamins dietary supplement, I know you won’t regret it. And he has some nice bootleg DVDs.
The best diet supplement is a healthy libido.
Monday, December 8th, 2008I used to think a good cigarette was the best diet supplement. But now I know I was wrong. You don’t need smokes OR diet supplements. The only diet supplement worth its salt is anticipation. Just imagine, which would you rather stress about: weight loss diet supplements or foreplay? If you said weight loss diet supplement then maybe diet and supplements are all the world has left for you. For the rest of us let’s leave the diet nutrition supplement cycle for the world’s most natual diet pill supplement: DOIN’ IT!
Xenadrine is like a box of chocolates.
Monday, December 8th, 2008Not only are results unpredictable, the ingredients are just as whimsical. If you take a look at xenadrine, also known as xenadrine rfa and xenadrine rfa 1 you would find a laundry list of big scieney words. There have been trace amounts of cytodyne xenadrine and xenadrine ephedra in most processed baby food, but now those same chemicals go by the name xenadrine nrg. Don’t believe me? Go right ahead and buy xenadrine. Buy xenadrine rfa. Go on the xenadrine diet. And when you realize what a waste it was, I’ll be hear, fat and laughing.
zca stack is stupid
Monday, December 8th, 2008If you’re thinking of buying zca stack, believe me you don’t need it. Try reading any zca stack review and you’ll find what happens to be missing from all zca stack reviews: usefulness. What’s the point? Does zca stack work? Should you buy zca stack and try the zca stack diet? Whatever. The point is not what your answer is to, “Can I buy zca stack?” The point is your answer to, “Who would I be if it weren’t for zca stack?” Find that answer and you’ll notice what a waste of money this all is.
Loose Weight Fast With A Diet Pill
Monday, December 1st, 2008There’s this diet pill phentermine that can really help you loose weight. I hear its one of the best diet pills there is. If you decide to try a diet pill you can also try the adipex diet pill. Look around for the top diet pill because they definitely work.
Tired? Try An Energy Pill!
Monday, December 1st, 2008Energy pills can really benefit those of us that are always tired. And for those of us that need energy and weight loss there’s also a weight loss energy pill! If you’re skeptical, try a natural energy pill. This can be an energy pill worth having. You’ll have to do a bit of research to find out what the best energy pills are.