December, 2008
Energy Pills Shmenergy Shmills
Energy pills, shmenergy shmills, I don’t want to take any best energy pills. I do not want them in a box, I do not want energy diet pills from a fox. I do not like diet and energy pills, Sam I Am. Remember when Sean Penn played a retarded person? I never saw it, but [...]
Energy Pill Cat
There’s this cat that lives on my street that just eats an energy pill every 23 minutes, it’s nuts! How can cats tell time, let alone down so many energy pills in a day?! It left a weight loss energy pill in my lawn along with a pile of 3,593 energy diet pills! I punched [...]
Best Energy Pills, Dad!
My dad is morbidly obese, he rolls around like an Indiana Jones boulder. I tell him every day that he needs the best energy pills. Not only that but energy diet pills too, because holy crap is he a tubby tubman. The Best energy diet pills might just save him from a fat death. This [...]
Best Energy Pill, Hurray!
So I eat the best energy pill, right? By that, I mean that I actually eat an energy pill every 2 minutes. I take a knife and fork to it and taste the diet and energy pills goodness. My neighbors think I’m weird, but they’re just jealous that I’m just so energetic all the damn [...]
Winning the best dietary supplement for free.
I won the best dietary supplement at the fair down by the bridge. If it weren’t for my favorite dietary supplement at Crazy Joe’s Dietary Supplements Emporium, I would be useless. Crazy Joe really gets dietary supplement health! He makes his own soy-based natural dietary supplement and an herbal dietary supplement that the locals have [...]
The best diet supplement is a healthy libido.
I used to think a good cigarette was the best diet supplement. But now I know I was wrong. You don’t need smokes OR diet supplements. The only diet supplement worth its salt is anticipation. Just imagine, which would you rather stress about: weight loss diet supplements or foreplay? If you said weight loss diet [...]
Xenadrine is like a box of chocolates.
Not only are results unpredictable, the ingredients are just as whimsical. If you take a look at xenadrine, also known as xenadrine rfa and xenadrine rfa 1 you would find a laundry list of big scieney words. There have been trace amounts of cytodyne xenadrine and xenadrine ephedra in most processed baby food, but now [...]
zca stack is stupid
If you’re thinking of buying zca stack, believe me you don’t need it. Try reading any zca stack review and you’ll find what happens to be missing from all zca stack reviews: usefulness. What’s the point? Does zca stack work? Should you buy zca stack and try the zca stack diet? Whatever. The point is [...]
Loose Weight Fast With A Diet Pill
There’s this diet pill phentermine that can really help you loose weight. I hear its one of the best diet pills there is. If you decide to try a diet pill you can also try the adipex diet pill. Look around for the top diet pill because they definitely work.
Tired? Try An Energy Pill!
Energy pills can really benefit those of us that are always tired. And for those of us that need energy and weight loss there’s also a weight loss energy pill! If you’re skeptical, try a natural energy pill. This can be an energy pill worth having. You’ll have to do a bit of research to [...]
Alli Wanna Cracker?
Alli weight loss is fun and also more fun. Alli does make you poop your pants though and it’s one of the alli side effects. But you know what? It’s totally worth it. alli com doesn’t really make sense, isn’t there supposed to be a “dot” in there somewhere? Who knows. Alli weight loss aid [...]
Lipo 6 and His Gal
Lipo 6 is pretty cool. Nutrex lipo 6 plays basketball like nothing I’ve ever seen! He can do back flip slam dunks like there’s no tomorrow. Every once in a while he screams Lipo ephedra! for no reason whatsoever, he just likes screaming stuff. Lipo 6 reviews movies all the time, he likes to make [...]