Energy Pill Cat
There’s this cat that lives on my street that just eats an energy pill every 23 minutes, it’s nuts! How can cats tell time, let alone down so many energy pills in a day?! It left a weight loss energy pill in my lawn along with a pile of 3,593 energy diet pills! I punched it right in the face and said “NO!” and it clawed out my eyeballs. Serves me right, I’m going to go eat the best energy pills now, excuse me.